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Snark Twain

Snark Twain is the unacknowledged, uncrowned, pound-for-pound, heavyweight champion writer of the world. He is also extremely modest. He lives in San Francisco with his trophy wife and two cats more beautiful than your children. You can read more of his work, published under the pseudonym Allan Goldstein, on his website, allangoldstein.com. Breaking news! Allan's new book, The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie is now available on Amazon.com! The best book ever written by a cat, but not for cat lovers only. Read the first two chapters free on Amazon.

The Killing of Trayvon Martin

Midnight Strikes at Five to Four

The Devil’s Dictionary; Revised and Updated

An Air Kiss for the Hollywood Liberal

Welcome to the big leagues, Mitt

Premium Citizenship: A Marketing Plan to Save America.

Helping Santa with The List

Occupy Wall Street in the Spotlight

Teaching History to a Digital Generation

The Debt Strike Pledge

Playing Pretend in Pakistan

Selling the Revolution

Fade to Black: Movies going nowhere

The Poisoned Chalice

An urgent message to good people everywhere

Breaking up with Obama?

Libya, Leadership and Lives

Broken Unions, Broken Nation, and the Lie that Keeps us Broke

“The Memoirs of the White House Janitor.” By Cosmo “Ace” Willingham.

Everyone is born a Socialist

A New Year’s Apology from an Incurable Writer

Which Side Are You On?

WikiLeaks Attacks Heaven

Obama Progressivism: The Post-Mortem

San Francisco: The Beautiful Bubble

The Counterrevolutionary Delusion

How do you know if you’re an artist?

Where is the progressive Tea Party?

A Walk on the Bright Side

A message from God: You’re Fired

Lazy-Americans: The Last Despised Minority

An Open Letter to the Tea Partiers

What do we lose if we “lose” in Afghanistan?

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