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Snark Twain is the unacknowledged, uncrowned, pound-for-pound, heavyweight champion writer of the world. He is also extremely modest. He lives in San Francisco with his trophy wife and two cats more beautiful than your children. You can read more of his work, published under the pseudonym Allan Goldstein, on his website, allangoldstein.com.

Satirists on Strike!

Nine Word Obituary

The Pragdealist Alternative: A Declaration of Independence

We are all libertarians—for us

Sonia Sotomayor and GOP self-immolation

Much ado about everything

Dijon mustard, Elizabeth Edwards, steroids, and other fake-opinion hypocrisies

Swine Flu Hate Speech

The Great Obama Rebranding: Part two

The Great Obama Rebranding: Part one

How the world should handle Kim Jong-Il

Good Things in Bad Times

Dick Cheney was absolutely right, and other news

The American Institute of Plug Pullers wants you!

The Crash, the Panic, the Depression.

Mostly, we are idiots. So how did we elect a genius?

Geert Wilder and the Swat Valley follies: Tolerance or cowardice?

Michael Phelps as Jackie Robinson: Obama as FDR: Drugism as Racism.

Dangerous Republican Irrelevancy

We need a bubble!

Obama’s daily schedule revealed!

Think Big, President Obama

Israel Palestine. Again

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- Eagle1: I live in the U. S. and damned sure didn't vote for Obama. But, I still have to "live ...
  Richard | 3Jul09 | More
- Eagle1....I love it too. I'm living in the Philippines and you appear to assume too much, get your facts right. ...
  slowsmile | 3Jul09 | More
- Alex: Yhank you for the on-site report. I and other thinbking Americans are dismayed by Obama's kowtow to Cahvez and ...
  Richard | 3Jul09 | More
- I love it - before the election we were told all of the UK and Europe wanted Obama... what a ...
  eagle1 | 3Jul09 | More
- I am writing from Tegucigalpa. And to say that people in the marchs supporting the new government are biased by ...
  Alex | 3Jul09 | More
- Going to create a void in the Russian economy, one that is already dealing with unemployment. Gambling is definitely ...
  kilroy | 1Jul09 | More
- By midday confusion reigns supreme as AP is reporting the Jackson funeral and burying will be someplace in LA.
  Richard | 1Jul09 | More
- Before this post becomes the source of vitriol that swirls around solely LGBT/homo-angstian rhetoric, and some of the readers ...
  Ivan Hentschel | 1Jul09 | More
- It turned around. Gotta be running low on fuel now. I doubt it can make the run all ...
  grimm | 1Jul09 | More
- I believe that we all have made mistakes that we regret having done at one time or another in our ...
  Teresa Rice | 28Jun09 | More
- PC: The Governor is a nincompoop but that's between he and his family. Whether he should be severely sanctioned for ...
  Richard | 28Jun09 | More
- A recovering ACLU lawyer/admin type descrube it to me as a group of angry power addicts. I have religiously stayed ...
  Richard | 28Jun09 | More
- What is the ACLU afraid of? Many brave men died so that they could bring these frivolous suits without ...
  Liz Briggs | 27Jun09 | More
- CALIFORNIA is FUBAR. I have been here 28 years and 26 of those in SANTA BARBARA. The State is dysfunctional. ...
  Richard | 27Jun09 | More
- Discontextualizm? I don't know. If that isn't a word it should be.
  Hurricane | 27Jun09 | More
- My example of California's current budget problems was probably written entirely from my own bias. But, nonetheless, the awful fiscal ...
  slowsmile | 27Jun09 | More
- When you kickout the nut and fruits all you have left in Cakifornia are the flakes. California has been spending ...
  Richard | 27Jun09 | More
- I cannot imagine that Obama could be this stupid. I am truly confused and amused with his relationship with the ...
  slowsmile | 27Jun09 | More
- Um, adultery is a threat to marriage. It breaches the covenant. I never suggested otherwise. These people, like S anmford ...
  Richard | 26Jun09 | More
- Um, Richard, did you miss the part about Adultery being the threat to marriage vs. same-sex marriage being a threat? ...
  FemmeFatal | 26Jun09 | More
- Seems to me this sort of discontectualizm (is that a word?) has been a hobby codified at the 1604 Hampton ...
  Richard | 26Jun09 | More
- You don't offend me whether you care or not. I just point out your insipient attitude and those of your ...
  Richard | 26Jun09 | More
- Richard, it isn't an "agenda." It's all about civil rights. And, yes, it is relevant when guys like this support ...
  Deb Della Piana | 26Jun09 | More
- Once again you divert almost everything into your homosexual agenda. I did not say it was not an issue - ...
  Richard | 26Jun09 | More
- Santa Barbara County was the site of Jackson's trial for child abuse and various other dispicable acts. Has the then ...
  Richard | 26Jun09 | More
- Hey Richard, it's not an issue because you say it's not an issue? Is that right? Well, yeah, for you ...
  Deb Della Piana | 26Jun09 | More
- Hey there, proletarian. I was wondering when I'd hear from you. Guess what? You'll be surprised to know that I ...
  Deb Della Piana | 26Jun09 | More
- Well once again I see Deb, along with her cohorts of liberalism, has raised the rancor of the opposition. Let ...
  proletarian | 26Jun09 | More
- Deb: Sanford, Ensign, Switzer and for that matter Clinton, JFK and FDR all are/were fools on the sex subject. Sanford's ...
  Richard | 25Jun09 | More
- This guy is an idiot. He can't even write exciting love notes. I'm not surprised he was elected in that ...
  Deb Della Piana | 25Jun09 | More
- Ohmygod Deb you have to write something about Sanford's emails: the part about the two special body parts is SOOOO ...
  FemmeFatal | 25Jun09 | More
- Way to go, Femme! And Murry, by the way, I assume you are referring to Ivan as "my handler?" You are ...
  Deb Della Piana | 24Jun09 | More
- Bill, Bob, Tom, Dick, whatever his name is - how could i possibly have gotten HIS name wrong - I ...
  FemmeFatal | 24Jun09 | More
- are you certain this has been cleared by your handler?
  murry | 24Jun09 | More
- Sandford is a hypocrite. Not because he is a republican or Democrat because he is a hyporcrite. Bill Clinton used ...
  Richard | 24Jun09 | More
- Well, things just keep getting better every day for the GOP. Now, rising star Mark Sanford has shot himself in ...
  Deb Della Piana | 24Jun09 | More
- June 24: Yesterday, Deb railed and ranted about the likes of Craig, Vitter and Ensign and the hypocrisy that they ...
  ihentschel | 24Jun09 | More
- My post on the BRIC raised related but other issues. What's most interesting is that Russia has become the nexxus ...
  Richard | 24Jun09 | More
- Indeed who is running this railroad?
  Murry | 23Jun09 | More
- Dear Femme: Please do not let that be fatal: my guess is that it would be a great loss for ...
  ihentschel | 23Jun09 | More
- Not sure what Ivan means here about Deb checking in first? but I am hooting hysterically over the "hypnocratic" one! ...
  FemmeFatal | 23Jun09 | More
- Blah.
  Deb Della Piana | 23Jun09 | More
- Obviously SANCTIMONY KNOWS NO REGION, RELIGION, PARTY or PERSON. Yet you color muich with one crayon.
  Murry | 23Jun09 | More
- Yes, Murray/Richard...whomever. And you get in ours. BTW, how do you continue to call facts claptrap. Is none of this ...
  Deb Della Piana | 23Jun09 | More
- More nonesense from tweedle dee and tweedle dumb. You get in each other way.
  Murry | 23Jun09 | More
- And as usual, Murray, another response based in pure blah and name calling. I expected nothing else from you. BTW, ...
  Deb Della Piana | 23Jun09 | More
- Oh, Murry: All of that time and observational energy, devoted to discussing a matter so infectious and injurious to the national ...
  ihentschel | 23Jun09 | More
- Hey Deb: No dissertation on hypocrisy (especially here) would be complete without some mention of its corollaries. While fully embodied by ...
  Ivan Hentschel | 23Jun09 | More
- MORE HATEFULNESS AND CLAPTRAP.
  Murry | 23Jun09 | More
- You forgot Rudy G :-) Deb, while I don't always agree with your view of Christianity, you are spot on when ...
  Pamela Lyn | 23Jun09 | More
- Femme you are about 99 cents short of a buck if you don't grasp that we are a society of ...
  joker | 22Jun09 | More
- Dumbing down? I believe 60% of American high school graduates can't name the combatants in WWII nor who prevailed.
  richard | 22Jun09 | More
- Proletarian-- Trust me, you don't have to tell me about the dumbing-down of this country. I have a ...
  Hurricane | 22Jun09 | More
- Gravitation Force is the Ultimate Creator, this paper I presented at the 1st Int. Conf. on Revival of Traditional Yoga, ...
  Anirudh Kumar Satsangi | 22Jun09 | More
- DAVID LETTERMAN'S HATE, ETC. ! David Letterman's hate is as old as some ...
  Bertha | 22Jun09 | More
- Mr. Twain, I am impressed with your post. Hear, hear! I didn't know you had it in you my friend. ...
  proletarian | 20Jun09 | More
- Hurricane, greatness lies within. Humanity lies in helping others. Philosophers of yesteryear have worn out their welcome in modern day ...
  proletarian | 20Jun09 | More
- Jonathan...Judging from what Celente and many others are saying, you can't trust the US govt. and you certainly can't trust ...
  slowsmile | 20Jun09 | More
- ok. agreed. The only way they can pay their debt is with hard assets like gold. But what if half of ...
  Jonathan Ainsley Bain | 20Jun09 | More
- I found this video on YouTube which really opened my eyes to the importance of getting out of debt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50bWUrKAbwU I ...
  Chris | 20Jun09 | More

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