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Snark Twain

Snark Twain is the unacknowledged, uncrowned, pound-for-pound, heavyweight champion writer of the world. He is also extremely modest. He lives in San Francisco with his trophy wife and two cats more beautiful than your children. You can read more of his work, published under the pseudonym Allan Goldstein, on his website, allangoldstein.com.

Save your presidency, Obama: Throw Strikes.

In Defense of Cats

Spawn of iPad and other disasters

The Republican Playbook: Uncensored

The 2011 Poulan Weed Eater State of the Union Speech

America the Ungovernable

Sirens for Haiti

The Vigorish is Too High

Health Care, Climate Change, and other Residue

A Very Meh-ry Year

It’s not a surge, it’s chemotherapy

I could be even more thankful

Nadal Hasan and the vices and virtues of political correctness.

The real lesson of Tuesday’s election: DO something

How to get out of Afghanistan

Roughing the Rusher

Who Roots for America?

No, you can’t

The Magical Power of Sports

Calling all Commies: We Need You!

Ted Kennedy: The Last of His Kind

You blame Obama, I blame You

The Government Conspiracy Agency: Annual Report

Republican Autoerotic Asphyxiation

The Real Truth Behind Gates-gate

Cover Everybody

Forty Years and Counting: The Death of the High Frontier

Satirists on Strike!

Nine Word Obituary

The Pragdealist Alternative: A Declaration of Independence

We are all libertarians—for us

Sonia Sotomayor and GOP self-immolation

Much ado about everything

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