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Another Ass Blowing Hot Air

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I know this is old hat and I had no intention of writing about it. However, a few drinks later and a little private conversation with friends that stirred my ire and here I am, off to the races.

My Question? What in the hell gives Perez Hilton the right to lecture anyone about morals? Especially anyone of the likes of Tiger Woods.

This particular girlyman’s preaching of morals, or what any celebrity should or shouldn’t do, is nothing but wanton greed. It’s trash. His writing, his words — they’re designed to do one thing and one thing only. Garner pelf or black money, which ever you prefer. The fruitloop is nothing but an e plus ultra of hypocrisy. Hopefully he’ll get over himself someday.

While in New York celebrating the release of True Bloggywood Stories, a lascivious and lecherous depiction of debauchery, the self-proclaimed queen said this.

“Nobody was expecting this. With Kobe you weren’t surprised. He was brash, he partied. But with Tiger it was all about golf….” Duh! “You never saw him in the clubs. He was boring and he had this armor of impenetrability. That’s one reason it’s so fascinating.”

Christ! What an ass. Then he followed that up with this inanity.

“The second he walked out of the hospital he should have laid it out. Honesty is really the only form of damage control that works.”

Well Perez, where was your honesty when asked if you threw a loaded question at Prejean? Or if you were attempting to exact your own personal brand of justice when she wouldn’t kowtow to your perverted views?

Hilton was also quoted as saying: “Even if he had just said yes, I had an affair and I regret it. I regret causing my wife and family pain. The whole thing would have blown over in a day. If he comes clean he’ll go back to being boring and everything will go back to normal.”

Jesus, can you believe this guy? The only thing normal about his comments is Tiger. The only thing not normal is Perez Hilton.

What should be more fascinating is that Hilton may be, somehow, figuring out how to exploit another person’s misery. You know, like he did with Jon and Kate Gosselin and the famous “Octomom.” Or maybe he thinks he can ruin Tiger’s life like he tried to do with Carrie Prejean. I doubt it though, after all, what’s his following? A few perverts and a couple of whack jobs?

Does anyone really take this blow-job seriously? Look at his picture, who would even want to associate with that?

ALY

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  1. Please –{Those ***jobs} are serious and should be valued and treasured…Perez Hilton on the other hand……

    {Moderation - As Snark always says, this is a family site…}

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