ZIPPERGATE
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ZIPPERGATE: TOP TEN
POLITICAL SEX SCANDALS
10. Thirteen term Congressman Wayne L. Hayes (D) Ohio and Chairman of the House Administration Committee hired his mistress Elizabeth Ray to work in the office even though she publicly declared “I can’t type, I can’t file, and I can’t even answer the phone.”
9. Congressman Gary Condit (D) California affair with Chandra Levy became part of her murder investigation.
8. Congressman Gary Stubbs (D) Massachusetts was reelected six more times despite his homosexual affair with an underage page.
7. Senator Gary Hart’s (D) Colorado presidential ambitions were sunk after his sexual escapades aboard the aptly named yacht “Monkey Business.”
6. Former Vice President and Governor Nelson Rockefeller (R) New York died of a heart attack while have sex with a girl friend.
5. Congressman Barney Franks’ (D) Massachusetts live-in congressional page ran a homosexual prostitution ring from his Washington D. C. apartment.
4. Governor Elliot Spitzer (D) New York resigned after being tagged for cavorting with a high priced whore at Washington DC’s Mayflower Hotel.
3. Congressman Wilbur Mills (D) Arkansas was undone after his affair with Argentinean Stripper Fanny Foxe was uncovered.
2. Senator John Edwards’ (D) South Carolina presidential ambitions imploded after he was exposed for fathering an illegitimate baby while his wife was cancer stricken.
1. President Bill Clinton (D) Arkansas became the 2nd President to be impeached. He was charged with lying under oath about his sexual relation in an office adjacent to the Oval Office with fellatrix Monica Lewinsky.
