Another likely inaccurate view on the government found in the spam box

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer and filled those positions with  two people.

But then Congress said, “Who will be accountable to us for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative section and hired three people; An Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
After the  first year Congress said, “We are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they laid off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in. Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.

Like to play trivia?
Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY…. during the Carter Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn’t think so!

Bottom line. We’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency…the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember!

Ready??

It was very simple…and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977.

TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient.

AND NOW IT’S 2009 — 32 YEARS LATER — AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS “NECESSARY” DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, “WHAT WAS I THINKING?”

Ah, yes , government of the people (not), by the people (not) and for the people (haa).

So think about how Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac worked out, when the government created them “to support the mortgage market”. They quickly become a monopoly (two duopolies poorly managed with competition until recently, see how that turned out?)

So let’s do the same not only to Banks and the Auto industry but let’s let the government ‘keep the insurance companies honest”. No one is keeping the government honest are they?

Anybody Home?

Didn’t think so.