Richard Cochrane is a Big, Fat Idiot.

Thanks Al, I really out did myself with that line, if you want, I will license it to you to use on a book sometime.

Check out how Wikipedia and Molly Ivans think you and I are saviors of the world:

“Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right is a satirical book on American politics by left-wing comedian, political commentator and now Senator Al Franken, published in 2003 by Dutton, a subsidiary in the Penguin Group. Franken had a study group of fourteen Harvard graduate students known as “TeamFranken” to help him with the research.^[1] The book’s subtitle is a parody of Fox News‘ tagline “Fair and Balanced.” Fox sued Franken over the use of the phrase in a short-lived lawsuit, which has been credited with increasing the sales of the book.

Lies is one of several books published in 2003 written by American liberals challenging the viewpoints of conservatives such as Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter. These books by Franken and fellow authors such as Joe Conason, Michael Moore and Jim Hightower were described by columnist Molly Ivins as the “great liberal backlash of 2003.”^[2]“

Al, as you know, I am famous for saying that Americans are stupid. What an understatement. They suck up what I say and have no idea what is true or not. That has made me a lot of money because like you, I learned how to keep everyone confused and stupid, while laughing and spending money on some of my stuff I think is amateurish or just white trash.

Here is our wikipedia concealed secret and we can say it here because no one who is the victim of this manipulation, will ever recognize it.

Difficulty posed by use of satire and nonfiction

In a largely favorable review of Franken’s book in the Washington newspaper The Hill, reviewer Mary Lynn F. Jones wrote: “Franken’s tendency to mix fact with fiction [also] left me wondering sometimes what was true and what wasn’t.”^[7] As an example, she cited a passage in Franken’s book in which he wrote that former Bush foreign policy advisor Richard Armitage “bolted” from a Senate hearing and “[knocked] over veteran reporter Helen Thomas, breaking her hip and jaw”.^[8] The paperback version has a footnote saying, “The Helen Thomas thing is a joke.”^[9]

Besides even if someone stumbles over themselves and really figures one of my assertions is not factual, I will just say it is another right wing attempt to harm liberals like the killing of Robert Kennedy. It does not matter that he was actually killed by a pro Palestinian who killed RFK for saying he was going to help Israel but regardless, I can label him as a right winger, everyone will inhale and also because no one in the MSN cares that the public remains not only stupid but retain falsehoods and has no sense of history and is getting more stupid in an educatinal system locked down by my fellow Democrats. Ops, did I change that back or not? No matter.

I can’t say it any more cleverly than my friend Jeff  Gibbs did so effectively earlier this year (To see his best magic you have to read it all the way to the end). He insinuated to no ones confusion with any facts, that John Kennedy was one of many liberal victims of a media world controlled by right wing haters; despite the fact that Lee Harvey Oswald was always in the tank for the Soviets and Cuba, visited and tried to help them in many ways, all so well documented up to the month before the assassination. Whew, fortunately that was covered up by my comrade Oliver Stone in his fictional movie portraying Oswald as an agent of his right wing handlers who ordered him to murder the president. Stupid Americans, they paid a lot to see that fictional movie and it is the only thing most of them can remember about the JFK killer.

Almost as good, but not quite, was last week, when in the tanker Chris Matthews of MSNBC who attributed a Republican billboard ad in Dallas in 1963 as the reason communist wannabe Lee Harvey Oswald, on the opposite end of the political spectrum from the right, flipped out and killed Kennedy. What a stretch but all that crap keeps my teflon shiny.

My favorite continuing falsehood might be Jeff Gibbs associating the killing of Malcolm X to the right wing haters even though a black Muslim friend of Malcolm’s went to prison for 16 years for his murder. Lots of us think Farrakhan had a role in it, but no matter we have smeared the absent right wingers as the killers. Ha.

Tears of joy and amazement. Gotta go get a tissue.

Oh yeah,  ha,one more, he, Jeff, my man Gibbs, even made it sound like right wingers killed John Lennon. That non political stupid kid wanted to be a celebrity, according to his own words! He said he despised phony celebrities and thought if he killed one he would be a celebrity. He also admitted it did not work out well for him, but these easy lobs at conservatives and Republicans, these simple falsehoods kept underwraps by what you call the Main Stream Media (everybody but Fox and the radio) sure keeps me in the chips. I love Capitalism, I’d be shot in Cuba or my other favorite countries.

And my man Obama even said it out loud to laughs in front of the world and the D.C Media at an annual dinner: “You all voted for me; apologies to the Fox table.”

Stupid, stupid Americans.

By the way, Capitalism is Dead. And I sure got moore than my share by learning how to be a bully and a misinformer about important issues! And I don’t care if you ever have the same chance I had, so I voted for REAL CHANGE. Not the chump change reserved for those who are always in the tank for Democrats. They will keep themselves downtrodden listening to their leaders, but the leaders and I live the high life. Suckers.

Almost 95% of Blacks vote for Democrats routinely (I live in a white area thank you). You only see near monopoly votes like this in countries like China, Iran, Iraq under Saddam, Cuba and so on. Stupid, stupid Americans.

My comrade Nancy Pelosi is getting more frightened these days by talk like mine in books asking rioters to burn down white neighborhoods that retired President Reagan lived in. Hey, can’t she take a joke! Besides the violence she referred to was a San Francisco Democrat killing another San Francisco Democrat, she should keep her powder dry and shut up or manufacture a smear of the repugs. It’s easy.