Dumb Blond Jokes Finally Fit For All

So there we were, sitting around the patio table, each with a glass of wine; the men barely concealing their smirks and the women with their practiced shrugs of resignation to the indignation of men telling jokes about blonds.

The blond was way down on luck in a big way for some time now. A first request was made one night on bended knee for Providence to deliver a winning lottery ticket. The following week, with pressing insistence, a second request was made for a winning lottery ticket. During the third try, the blond was interrupted by a loving, authoritative voice, saying “Work with me on this, buy a ticket.”

Obviously, this could be a man or a woman.

My future success as a humorist may rest with the success of the new Equality Blond Genre. Please, recommend a more catchy name that everyone can easily remember, a brand name that will make me famous. Best I can do so far is EBBJ, Equality Based Blond Jokes, sufficient for applying for a government grant, but will not make the Daily Show.

So there we were, sitting in the customer service department of Big Pharma and this story was told about a recent service request. A blond called in and said that evidence of the blue pill called Viagra persisted 5 hours after it was swallowed, such evidence being very obvious, and well, stammered the blond, there was concern about that unusual side effect, especially since that concern had been raised in so many TV ads.

After trained questioning, the customer service rep, gave the caller some advice.

Followed by an extended awkward silence, the blond responded, with some sincere chagrin, “I thought the pill would do everything.”

Post Script: We now MUST distinguish in the telling and discern in the listening between unisex blond jokes and two or more gender based ones. But the most pressing thing, is we MUST come up with a catchy name.

If you are willing to take the heat, spam everyone your know with the good news of this groundbreaking invention. Digg it, facebook it, please it it anyway you can.

I am dreaming now of my first VIRAL post.