Maybe now is finally the time to launch the ECPNRC political party

Perhaps we should find a better acronym for this propitious project. But none of my advisers will accept my IOU, even after both Timothy Geithner and I assured them it is as good as the golden state, but you know those political advisers, so fickle, un-trusting and untrustworthy, why they could be working for your opponent next week after a tell all book exposing all your secrets.

In this economy especially you should be able to count, as I can, on getting a good tip from a friend for any opportunity to get you through the night and on to the next notice. Not many people know this but I am a three gig guy and looking for a fourth so I can get current on my third mortgage. The new federal HAMP , a mortgage trial modification initiative trying to increase the success ratio over earlier modification attempts that failed maybe 60% of the time. While I did my best on those, I think HAMP is my current last best hope.

The problem is these joksters do not really know how to handle my third mortgage. Although one service rep, the first who had ever hear of a third mortgage, did tell me that while I must be 60 days delinquent on my first and my second mortgages she thinks I have to be current on my third mortgage. Not only that but I have to provide concrete evidence that I can afford the new lower payments but do not have enough to make my current mortage paymens except I must be able to prove that I can continue to pay my third mortgage.

Back to my gigonomic situation. Thanks to long time good friend and beer swilling buddy Snark Twain, who recently alerted me that the GOP is about to die an untidy death, my my ship may be in the harbor and I can have another shot at my fourth gig.

I need to pounce quickly, because success is mostly luck and timing. Skill sometimes comes into play, but I’ve learned to try never to have to rely on that.

So, since this is the only national announcement I am going to make I am going to make it a good one. But first this disclaimer:

This may or may not be a formation of a fundraising committee, eligible for but not mandatory as an exploratory effort to gather evidence for eventual consideration of the new Political Party known as ECPNRC. You must expect this effort to fail so do not send your own money, send your bosses money.

Got to be careful and not run afoul of the politicized rules for money, easy to get charged with violating a law in a way no one has thought of before, you know the downside to all those loopholes left in on purpose.

ECPNRC.

Sort of says it all doesn’t it. Statement, not a question.

E for Enlightened (intended to attract the woo woo crowd)

C for Compassionate (intended to appeal to all of you do gooders out there)

P for Progressive (intended to attract those elite liberals or university professors)

N for Non (intended to attract the just say no crowd or even some Frenchmen)

R for Religious (generic enough hopefully to attract Christians, Muslims and Jews)

Someday it will at least be an acronym in wikipedia described not as the successor to the Republican Party, for it will party on in some fashion because the infrastructure is in place as one of the Duopolist political parties which together constitute a Monopoly.

To the point, it will be recognized in the fullness of time as a “fourth gigger”, a new urban concept of entrepreneurial political spirit that makes America great. Third party is now passe.