Think you know Jack Czar? Think Again.

Yes.

Stand back and think anew, a grass roots glastnost for America July 2009, in the first year of Obama.

As background to an important divulgement, please take a look at this citizens report on Salon.com about Obama and his Czar Movement. Consider his point of view. Look at the list. If there are any negative consequences of the czarment of government, are they accidental or intended? And there may or may not be any.

But could it be the giant grab for power Bush/Cheney were always accused of? Where are they now? Well Cheney is dialing for dollars looking for another media outlet to let him defend his record. And he may be advising his daughter too. And the W mostly seems content to tell people about his new domestic policy of washing dishes after choping wood. Like he said, after the end of his term he could find him in Texas.

Now, after going to the end of this citizen author’s opinion about czardom, (please be sure to read it before going any further)  let me tell you, you don’t know nothing still. Wonder how many of our citizens know that was a double negative? Or gives a hoot. Students in Singapore, Japan, China do. Thank you to our celebrity and drug enhanced society. How did Bush accomplish all that and more, destroying our educational system in 8 short years?

But I digress. The real purpose of this post is to tell you a secret.

The Promised Divulgement.

Modestly and somewhat reluctantly I tell you I have been appointed in a secret signing ceremoney conducted in the presence of the Gang of 8, as the Czar of Hypocrisy. Verbally it is referred to as the Chief Hypocrite of the World, already my well desreved self appointed title.

The written pledge I was required to sign disintegrated 10 seconds after I signed it but only named me as the Czar of Hypocrisy.  Barack is not ready to fess up the scope of his agenda on hypocrisy. Regardless of that bit of nontransparency, I know now, despite some embarrassing blunders, that he is getting better at selecting important public servants, if I do say so myself. I am finally proud of his selections.

No one should be suprised at my appointment of course, but may be suprised that this innovative post even exists. I can not tell you how large my staff is, or where they are, even their citizenship, but when you consider the size of my portfolio, world wide hypocrisy, well you know it will require  plenty of funding so we do not leave any hypocritres behind.

I was authorized verbally to release this information to a limited number of people. Specifically 10,000.

So if you are the 10,001 or beyond reader of this, destroy all evidence immediately under penalty of being called out by Nancy Pelosi for lying. I am not privy directly to this, but my best guess is that some of my staff may moonlight for the Czar of Lying. This is a tough economy, the government can only borrow so much money, despite that, some people just want to get rich. And Government is here to help.