Contra Costa Small Gun Gate in the News

Skippy and his progeny are hot this time of year despite ice cubes, picks and small guns. Where dooo they learn about this stuff?

Truth be told this poppycock is driving me up the wall, against the left coast and pinning me to the bar.

Makes me want to hop a train and head to downtown Chicago to Felony Franks for a recess rectal.

Maybe nanny should make a law prohibiting lawyers from going home during a break in sex cases.

Hopefully the special interests who write this law will be careful not to abridge lawyers Constitutional rights to act consensually on lust, but perhaps they should be required to wear a mic.

After all, the news and courts are already chocked up with he said, she said situations and it adds to the cost of health care let alone our jurisprudence.

Maybe we can tax extraordinary sex acts to pay for covering the uncovered and increasing the benefits we all want that are not paid for now.

I mean I had to take an extra out of phase med just to increase my interest amidst all these mind numbing chilling antics.