Last Minute Christmas Gifts

I love those handless headsets you can use in a car to talk to people while driving. If you still need to buy a Christmas gift for somebody you need to run right out and get them one. Sure, they can save lives by allowing drivers to use both hands while driving but that is beside the point. There is a much greater advantage that no one has figured out yet. Until now.

Think about it. Even ten years ago, if you saw somebody driving and talking away but there was no one else in their car, well, you would probably think they were a little bit nuts. Right? Now, you just assume they are on their cell phone and have one of those handless headsets. Isn’t that great? No more funny looks if you talk to yourself in the car any more! Image the freedom in this!

Want to bitch out your boss after a bad day at the office? No problem. You can yell and scream and berate him up one side and down the other while you drive home from work and no one will look twice at you. Practice that apology to your spouse while speeding down the highway or try out how you will explain to your parents why you are an hour past your deadline. The possibilities are endless.

In the past the world was divided into those who talk to themselves and those who don’t. I admit to being in the former group and oh the embarrassment of someone you know catching you talking to yourself. But not any more thanks to those wonderful little headsets. Now if somebody gives me a funny look, I simply point to my ear as if I have a hidden handset or I do that phone sign with my hand and they will smile and nod and drive on. So go out and buy your friends and family those headsets so that we crazies of the world can now talk to ourselves with impunity.