“Foreclosure Magazine” Launches!

It is finally here!  I got my copy of “Foreclosure: The Magazine for the Newly Broke” today.

You say American capitalism isn’t working?  The brilliant entrepreneurs behind “Foreclosure” beg to differ.  They saw a need and filled it—they found the cash in the crash.

I highly recommend you subscribe on your own, but as a teaser, let me list of few of the juiciest articles in the first issue of America’s newest publishing sensation.

“Depression Chick: Second-hand fashions for the well-dressed Nouveau Pauvre!”

“Casual Cuisine:  Dumpster diving with Rachael Ray.”

“Six in the Ford Fiesta! Living large on four wheels—how one family beat the high cost of housing.”

“Work the Welfare System! Ten scripts sure to bring tears to the hardest Bureaucrat’s Heart.”

“Hop That Freight! Riding the rails and other Adventure Sports for the healthy homeless lifestyle.”

“101 Yummy Government Cheese Recipes!”

“Fifty Surefire Begging Signs:  Be the STAR on your corner”!

And it’s not just lightweight stuff..  “Foreclosure” also takes on the hard-hitting issues of the day with such substantive pieces as:

“Breadline Etiquette: Is it OK to use your pre-teens to hold your place in line while you panhandle?”

“The Sex Trade: New careers in the oldest profession.”

And my personal favorite:

“Drug Addiction: Paradise for Peons or Fool’s Gold for the Foreclosed?  A Foreclosure Magazine Debate.”

Run out and get a copy while you can still afford it.  That’s what I did and that’s my advice to you.  I can hardly wait for next month’s issue—the cover stories sound delightful!

“The Wisdom of our People: A Hobo Speaks.” And:

“Filth—The New Black.”