CNN says VP may be orator of “nice guy, not ready to be President”

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CNN has reported from Denver that Bayh from Indiana and Kaine from Virginia have been told they are not going to be the Vice Presidential pick. Also, they confirmed that Hilary Clinton was never vetted for the position despite Obama assertion much earlier that Hilary Clinton would have to be on “any one’s short list”.

In announcing earlier that he had made his pick, Obama said it would be somebody who would challenge him, initially increasing the heart rate for Hillary supporters.

Reports tonight from Denver, indicate gray hair and negative net worth Joe Biden who probably knows how many homes he has, a real working man who takes Amtrak to work from Delaware and who said in the earlier debates about Obama, “nice guy, not ready to be President”.

Biden is known for shooting off his mouth but also getting things done. Gravitas some say Obama needs more of and McCain needs less of.

Catholic Biden also has advanced the theory that no one can hold Iraq together now that strongman Saddam Hussein is gone and that it would be necessary to divide Iraq into Kurdish North, Sunni Central and Shia South. Have not heard much from him on that recently.

Gotta go, gotta go, that my text! You will get yours later. Maybe several hours from now. Like approximately 4 to 6 AM in DC. But you already know what it will say, so sleep late.