Here is the ultimate in hypocrisy!

You want some hypocrisy? I think these two guys should be the next Horses Ass recipients. I've just noticed as I dig around the web that bigotry and oppression are back big time. We're trying again to defend heterosexual marriage by passing a bill to prevent gay people from getting married. It's called S J Res.43. BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART, FOLKS. The bill has two unbelievably hypocritical co-sponsors. One is Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) and the other Senator David Vitter (R-Louisiana). That's rich. One of these clowns was trolling around in a men's toilet looking for an extramarital homosexual encounter. But, hell, it's okay. He's not gay! He made a mistake! The other idiot was long-term customer of a prostitution ring! Let me get this right: We're the perverts? I know, by now these two slugs have found our Lord, Jesus Christ, and have seen the error of their ways. I love these holier-than-thou conservatives. Yeah, let's protect heterosexual marriage by oppressing gay people. You don't need our help messing it up. With this kind of extracurricular activity, it's no wonder the divorce rate is hovering around the 50% mark. You're doing just fine on your own.