Chief Hypocrite Fake Interview with Mitt Romney Post McCain Endorsement
CH: Governor Romney, before I begin the formal part of the interview, may I say how impressed we were when you endorsed John McCain. Unless there was some technical distortion on our technology, it seemed that although this was an endorsement, neither you nor John looked at each other.
M: Yours is definitely not Bain Capital financed technology, so it is probably faulty. John and I are good friends even after conducting a spirited campaign.
CH: OK, what you said. Speaking of Bain Capitol, we congratulate you for your financial successes there, as well as your prowess and success in turning around a troubled Salt Lake City Olympics and most impressively by how effective you seemed even as a Republican governor in a very Democratic state, indeed part of the Kennedy playground.
M: Thank you.
CH: Is it possible that to get your programs passed in Kennedy land you had to compromise your principles just enough that when you ran for national office, a lot of your speeches in print and in film, sort of made you seem like a flip flopper?
M: Well I admit to wearing flip flops when I go to our beautiful Massachusetts beaches but in my politics my principals are never sacrificed and I always consider relevant information as it becomes available. We never want to keep our heads in the sand even on our beautiful beaches.
CH: What does that really mean?
M: It means as the world presents new challenges to the US and it’s citizens, whether it be on the security front or technology, we know how to blend the important principals, I meant to say principles, important to our great society with the changing circumstances we always face.
CH: Is there anyone at Bain Capital we can talk with about financing of our proprietary Channeling Technology?
M: No. You are too small to talk to and your technology does not seem to hold a lot of promise.\
CH: Thank you for the kind words, no doubt we will see you on the campaign trail with your arms around McCain, smiling into his face frequently.
M: muffle, muffle, click.
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Comment by Bill - Florida on 18 February 2008:
So this is all made up?
Comment by Chief Hypocrite on 18 February 2008:
Yeah, but it’s all about the technology which we continue to refine. Pretty impressive, huh?