Cupid Let You Down, This Year? There’s Always Jesus

February 13th, 2008 •
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So Cupid let you down, this year. There’s no one special in your life for you to spend your Valentine’s Day with. No one special to dress up for?

Never fear. Every good Christian woman knows that Jesus loves her. And, yes, Jesus wants you to look good for him.

So shake off those Valentine’s Day blues, slip into that Catholic school girl outfit, and don’t forget to put on your “Virtuous Vanilla” lip balm, Girl! Cupid ain’t got nothin’ on Jesus, so make sure you show him how much you love him.

Later on, when you are reading your bible (especially the Song of Solomon), you can “Get Tight With Jesus” by anointing yourself with one of the few body creams endorsed by Jesus, himself.

You’ll be the envy of your prayer circle, when everyone sees how much more righteous you are because you are “Lookin’ Good for Jesus”.

Hallelujah, Girl! Cupid ain’t got nothin’ on Jesus! You can take that to the bank…you know your pastor will, for sure!

There Are 3 Responses So Far. »

  1. Comment by Daisy on 13 February 2008:

    I am all the way with you there Sister! Jesus is the love of my life!

  2. Comment by Snark Twain on 14 February 2008:

    I like the way you write, gal.

  3. Comment by Dusty on 15 February 2008:

    Dez, you are the hardest working blogger in the blogosphere! ;)

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