Bad Florida, bad, bad Florida, You Don’t Count

Florida will pay for it’s performance in past presidential elections by being banned from 2008. Democratic candidates are vacationing in Florida but refuse to campaigning there.

“Yes” says someone from the Edwards campaign, no shoes, wireless computer working on the beach “it’s a welcome respite from non stop campaigning. Give’s us a chance to talk with our investors and multimedia types so we can prepare the Show em All Everything Super Tuesday blast of all 22 states of Super Tuesday all in one day.”

Let the spoils begin. Another campaign put it this way, “The important voting, the retail voting is over now and now it’ll be a campaign for, of and by the gametheoritists some with unlimited money and direction other than to creme the other side in the game, you know anyone who peeks out or puts his head up just like in HALO. The captains of those campaigns will get big jobs in the winning administrations on this board or that board or maybe even an ambassadorship or something.

Speaking of the spoils and the patronage that makes this system work just like in less democratic countries, a source who specifically requested this as background material only “The really cool thing is that the FEC has a lot of empty seats so they are not even paying attention to what we do and no one really thinks anyone will get in trouble because the winning administration will put on people who will not go after any winning candidates and who cares then about the losers? Any deal that matters will be bad in smoke free backrooms after that. Ga gotta love progress. It’s healthy.

It’s called win-win.” according to another unnamed source, a phrase confirmed in more than one camp.

Maybe the only good thing that will come out of this for the voters is the rise of “Uncommitted” if allowed on the ballot. Uncommitted made quite a showing in Michigan, another state banished to the woodshed earlier, but still in this campaign.

GO UNCOMMITTED!