John (ED) Words Interview

CH: Mr Words, before we begin, may I say how impressed I am with your hair?

JW: The American people see beyond such pettiness, what network did you say you are from? Fox? Did O’Rielle send you…I mean O’Riley?

CH: In this interview I am representing the HypChannel which specializes in..

JW: I know…..but you’re not hip, you’re the faker who makes things up, just so you can say them in a special way so you can fool the public into thinking something that is not true. When I become president besides lowering the cost of gas to the working people, I will also protect the public from the likes of you who say things that are not true. I learned a lot about that in law school and in my many years of practicing it.

CH: Would that include your responses to reporters about your phone call to Musharaff, as in “I talked to Musharaff”?  And your delight in telling us how he responded to what he told you on your phone call to him just after the assassination of Bhutto? The one that last night you said was actually made only to the Ambassador?

JW: No one else is spewing those lies…..CLICK.

CH: Technical difficulties occasionally still occur, but stay tuned, we may be on to something here. He seems extra nervous about something we have not yet put our finger on.

POST SCRIPT: The finger ultimately found the something.

Should have guessed it after the Freudian slip about Fox.

After being indicted on campaign finance charges he recently said he “has broken no laws”