Men: Listen, Look, Shut Up & Hug
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Jon and Jennie are getting ready for bed. Jennie is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
You know, Jon,” she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and…my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!” My body has just gone to hell in a hand basket!
She turns to face Jon and says, “Jon, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself.”
Jon studies Jennie critically for a moment and then says in a soft,thoughtful voice, “Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eye sight.”
He probably wishes he had thought of a different answer.
