Think Tanks

Many folks do not realize that Think Tanks constitute an unelected shadow government of highly paid researchers who influence government at all levels including the very highest levels. While our Participating Think Tanks, for homeland security reasons, cannot disclose their complete contractual names nor which part of the government they advise and hold great sway over, but they can share the work they have graciously agreed to prepare for the exclusive benefit of Hypocrisy.com. This work is conducted by some of their Undercover Operating Divisions that specialize in certain, shall we say, until we find better words, deserving hypocrites.

We proudly feature the insightful work of the following current Operating Divisions of our secret Participating Think Tanks whose very names subtly imply the focus of their study and work product, which is almost universally acknowledged as helping to make the world a better place:

BUTT: Bush’s Unsuccessful Think Tank. Including such Hypocritters as Mighty Tidy Rummy and others.

LIARS: Lobbyists In Action Recruiting Senators. All but your Senator.

LAMBS: Liberals Against Most Boy Scounts. They do not have a clu.

CAMEL: Conservatives Against Most Elected Liberals. Where right is always right.

MRI: Moore Research Institute. More research less HS

FOMM: Friends of Michael Moore. Everybody deserves to have friends.

MOTA: Membership of the Academy of Hypocrites