Chief Hypocrite searched for his bias

And found none.

While the bias of most pundits and authors and commentators of all kinds is usually pretty obvious, we determined that the Chief Hypcrite should be bias free. We are proud of that determination.

So we commissioned a study of his works through the years under a number of anonyms. We selected a credentialed research organization that we knew was totally free any conflict of interest, no relatives or other inherent bias that might render the report with suspect credibility.

While we cannot release the content or methods of the study nor the exact words in the report, rest assured the conclusion was a clean slate. You can rely on the results completely.

His friend’s cousin always produces superior work.