Hillary on HypChannel with Chief Hypocrite
CH: Mrs Clinton, before we begin, let me say how impressed I am of your political career ever since you plugged into politics as a young Republican from Illinois.
HRC: That is kind of you to say, and thanks for pointing out that while I did start out on the dark side, I very early on discovered a better way, and the voters can benefit from my good judgment. Speaking of good judgment did your parents name you Chief Hypocrite?
CH: No. It’s my Real Persona name. Now, at this time, we would also like to point out that we choose to interview you first, amongst all of the 2008 Presidential Contenders in both major parties, in recognition of the high regard we hold for your candidacy.
HRC: Just another Bush mistake.
CH: Well, perhaps so. Anyway, thanks for allowing us all the time we feel is necessary to get to the issues that are important to the American voter. We estimate that we can break for lunch in an hour and resume after that.
HRC: I’m glad you mentioned that. It is time. Time we reinstalled the American people to their rightful place as our first priority. You know, it is a national disgrace that needs to be righted by better policies, a better party, because after so many years of subservience under the Bush and the Republicans, they have become second class citizens, second to big money, big corporations, big oil, big pharma, big insurance and…..oops, gotta go that’s Warren Buffett’s calling on my cell.
CH: Mrs Clinton? Maybe we can resume in a few minutes? After Lunch? Hello…?
Channel Changed.
{Editor note: The Chief will reschedule and complete this first intended to be the first in a series of many Interviews with the leading Democratic contender for the 2008 Presidential election to be held in November 2008}
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Comment by latitudinarian on 24 December 2007:
In a perfect world outside influences would not permeate a candidate’s conduct. In this case, Chief, better to have Warren in your ear as opposed to James Robison influencing Huckabee.