Chief Hypocrite Surges with W (aka Dubya)

Welcome to the Inaugural Fake Interview by Chief Hypocrite, using proprietary channeling techniques, PPUC (process patent under consideration).

We decided to choose to interview the President of the United States. We are honored by this choice:

Chief Hypocrite: Mr President, before we get started I must tell you how impressed I am that you have become the President of the United States, not once but twice.

W: Well, Chefe, this here interview, ’snot really my ballgame like when I owned that team down there in god country, What you using some kind of powerful juju stick? The American, they people spoke good both times. Talk to the people.

CH: I see. Well, that sounds like a good thing to do. But how do you respond to those who say that you did not really get elected fairly, that Al Gore really won the election in 2000 because he got more votes than you did but was robbed by a politically motivated Supreme Court?

W: Well, Chevy, did I appoint any one of them Supremos? Algors fault not mine.

CH: No, that’s because, well, you know, I think, or at least I hope so, and I do not see how that is relevant, but let’s move on….and, please Mr President, let me ask the questions.

W: Dang it, I thought you were one of those!

CH: Mr President?

W: Are you one of those move on dot organizers, aren’t you, y’all want me to move on, get out of the way and let them run the country.

CH: Uh, no, I actually have no tribe. And Moveon.org got started before you were President, Mr President and they were advising Congress to “censure” (Bill Clinton) and then “move on”.

W: Tribe? Aren’t you a whitey?.

CH: Mr President, that’s uh, sort of a, uh, a figure of speech you know?

W: They’ve written books about my speak figures.

CH: Let’s see, where were we?

W: Well, Chefer, I think you wanted me to say that Al Gore really beat me in 2000? Hey! If he did does that mean I would not have invaded Iraq or 9/11 would not have happened?

CH: Huh?

W: Who cares…what they say now is not as important as what the historics say in a hunert years.

CH: Um, let’s see, if, ah if Al Gore were President instead of you, I doubt the Army would have obeyed your orders to invade Iraq, but since you didn’t cause 9/11 wouldn’t that have happened anyway?

W: Gee, can I check with Cheeney, Chevy? Condi probably knows case he doesn’t.

CH: Yeah, OK, I would be interesting to know what they think about that. Ask if I can interview them sometime.

W: I just have one last question for you.

CH: But… this is my show, an..

W: Tell me, would you really want the country run by somebody so incompetent that they can’t even win an election when they got more votes?

CH: That a good one. I have no idea what to say. Please don’t make me answer that one.
W: No matter. The rover always told me my best legs in history will show that I couldn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t and didn’t let that happen, you know, for the benes of the people.

CH: Mr President, pass me the remote, I am going to change the channel now.

FINI:

{Note from unnamed and embarrassed Editor: This was the first Channeling Interview conducted by the ChiefHypocrite and we’re sure hoping he learns from this experience quickly as we have bet the farm with our advertisers on this Special Feature}

{Post Note from CH: I am beginning to see why some say it’s a mistake to underestimate this guy.}